This is getting ridiculous. Romney shoved his pooch on the top of his car. Huckabee's son hanged one. And Blackwater just shot the NYT's. The beagles - who have always, like all beagles, registered as Independents, are now considering the Democrats.
...So is my Golden-Doodle Puck, a card-carrying member of Dogs Against Romney. He is terrified that another Republican President will label him a terrorist and send him to Gitmo for his repeated malicious attacks on my shoes, not to mention the dozens of times he has tried to take our oven mitt hostage. He says he just does it to make me give him attention, and so I do. Which means that I want to let the terrorists win, I guess.